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Johnny Knoxville was the voice of Leonardo and I do recognize him as “Scrad/Charlie” from the charming Men in Black II (2002)-a series which takes real, demonic entities and makes them cutsie and fun. I’m not into pop culture like my wife so I didn’t recognize too many other cast names. I really hope it wasn’t because they are saving him for a sequel. I don’t even remember this character but I do remember the hockey-mask-clad baseball-bat-wielding Casey Jones who wasn’t in the movie. He’s also billed as a “writer” and “producer” so I hope he has more vision than Michael Bay. Don’t know the guy but he did a decent job in a forgettable character. Will Arnett plays April O’Neil’s fawning cameraman Vernon Fenwick. This wasn’t even my childhood and I was still greatly annoyed. Normally I’d love and fully support beating down NATO’s new mercenary class but not here and it wasn’t even a good facsimile. Speaking of who didn’t look like the original the evil Foot Clan ninjas were turned into some kind of Blackwater street thugs. Super-bionic Shredder (ridiculously overdone) kicked everybody’s ass but it was the porn queen that got the final kick in on him.Įither this was an overt agenda by “the Illuminati” to continue to make men shut off their brains and “think” through their loins or Fox is sleeping with Michael Bay and she’s really good in bed (or he has really low expectations). Their big “Thank you for saving our lives!!!” was an acute vomit-fest. How much they all owed her became a pivotal point of the plot.
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Her daddy tried to burn them all alive when he found out that his evil partner had nefarious designs on them. Her daddy was on the project that created their mutating serum. Rather than a reporter who gets the inside scoop on the turtles, the porn queen was everything. It was the first thing my wife said as we watched. To begin with, she looked nothing like April O’Neil (her hair was even darker in the screen edition verses this promotional pic). I’m not an expert in TMNT lore but I will guarantee that the majority of TMNT (2014) was fabricated out of whole cloth to needlessly weave Megan Fox into every facet of it. They must’ve made a sh*t-ton of money when they whored themselves. It started when TMNT creators Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman sold the rights to their ideas in 2009 to Nickelodeon. Instead, Bay pushed teenage lust into hyperdrive with needless sexual innuendo and plot between high school student “Sam Witwicky” (Shia LaBeouf) and out-of-work porn star Mikaela Banes (Fox).īay and the morons behind TMNT (2014) interwove Fox so much into the plot I wanted to vomit.
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This was made extremely helpful by the fact that the flawed F-22 Raptor was the military/industrial complex du jour hardware of the day. Transformers (2007) Starscream Transforms and Attacks! Transformers had the potential to really go up with powerful scenes like when evil “Blackout” attacked the SOCCENT base. Road kill will outshine Fox’s attempts at acting but men look right past it to her mammary glands. When Bay brought Hasbro’s Transformers (2007) to Hollywood he had the best of everything at his disposal…and yet he brought in Megan Fox anyway. Now, the problem is that the world is run by literal satanists who don’t want you “thrilled” or inspired, they want you distracted and sex is one of the easiest ways to do that.
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In many sub-par examples, the image has a grey, surreal quality.īut today, between talent in writing, acting and movie production, your wildest ideas can thrill you with little need to “suspend disbelief”. Up until now, there have been limitations on Computer-Generated Imagery (CGI) that still fall short of tricking you. Truly we are fast approaching a time when anything you can imagine can be brought to realistic life on screen. What Helliwood is capable of today is absolutely thrilling. That’s why I’ve spent the majority of my movie reviews on comic book movies.īut the same passions I have for those I can easily transfer to franchises that are after my time like Transformers, GI Joe and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He nearly destroyed the first two Transformers movies with the full-figured talentless sex star.Īs a child of the 70’s and teen of the 80’s I was into comic books and it has been both thrilling and infuriating to see my childhood come to Helliwood magick*. Michael Bay is making a lot of money off of taking childhood toys and comics of the 80’s and 90’s and using Megan Fox to turn them into mindless sex-driven tripe.